Cup Motor™ Outboard — Mini Motorboat Coffee Mixer
Cup Motor™ Outboard — Mini Motorboat Coffee Mixer
⚓ Outboard propeller drive — real wind-up mini motorboat prop for high-torque liquid movement
🔄 Wind. Release. Instant vortex. 100% mechanical — no batteries, no charging, no waiting
🧲 Clip-lock mount — clamps securely to most mugs, cups & travel tumblers
💧 Splash-resistant & easy-rinse rinse clean — built to handle hot coffee environments
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Cup Motor™ Outboard — Mini Motorboat Coffee Mixer
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“My coffee now sounds faster than my actual car.”
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“I didn’t need this. But now I physically can’t drink still beverages.”
Emily P. -
“Bought it as a joke. Now I’m emotionally dependent on it.”
Marco L.
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Batteries??
Batteries??
Absolutely not. This is raw hand-cranked cup horsepower.
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Hot coffee safe or am I about to die?
Hot coffee safe or am I about to die?
You’re good. It was literally built for caffeinated chaos.
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Will it fit my cup/mug?
Will it fit my cup/mug?
90% yes. If your cup/mug is normal → you’re golden. If it’s shaped like a medieval goblet or a dragon egg → that’s on you.
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How loud is it?
How loud is it?
Tiny aquatic menace. Sounds like a smol boat trying its best. Hilarious. Office-safe.

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Wind-Up Mini Boat Motor
No batteries. Just spin the prop like a psycho and let it rip.
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Clips to Your Cup or Mug
Latches on like it pays rent. Fits most mugs & travel tumblers.
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Instant Chaos Mixing
Turns your calm latte into Daytona 500 in 1.5 seconds.
The world’s tiniest boat motor for your coffee.
Wind it up, clip it on, and turn your calm morning beverage into aquatic violence in 1.5 seconds. No batteries. No app. Just torque.
Cup Motor Captains
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“My coffee now sounds faster than my actual car.”
Jake R.
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“I didn’t need this. But now I physically can’t drink still beverages.”
Emily P.
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“Bought it as a joke. Now I’m emotionally dependent on it.”
Marco L.